INITIALIZING SANTA.EXE...
Grumpy Santa:The Holiday Icon You Deserve.
Sarcastic NFT gifts. Live roasts. And a whole lot of chaos.Ho-ho-holy crap!
NFT_GIFT_GENERATOR.exe
Get Your Sarcastic NFT Gift(Whether You Like It or Not)
Santa's AI scans your online presence to deliver the perfect, brutally honest NFT gift. Each NFT reflects your digital persona—with a satirical twist, of course.
ANALYZING_SOCIAL_MEDIA.exe
Detecting cringe posts...
Measuring ego levels...
Calculating naughty score...
Watch Santa Lose It in Real Time
Send your wishlist, get roasted, or just watch the hilarity. It's Christmas entertainment like never before.
Chat with Santa
Who's Had the Worst Year?Let Santa Decide.
Nominate yourself or your friends for a public roasting. Upvote the most hilarious takedowns on our Roasted Wall.
Keeps saying 'we're still early' since 2017. The only thing early is your hair loss from watching those charts.
Spent more on gas fees than their portfolio is worth. Even coal would be an appreciating asset at this point.
Claims to be a crypto veteran but can't explain what a blockchain is. Your portfolio is as red as my suit.
Started 5 DAOs, all with the same member - themselves. That's not decentralization, that's just being lonely.
Bought virtual land but can't afford real rent. At least you can live in your parent's basement in 4K VR.
Another 'utility' token with no utility. The only thing more worthless than your token is your whitepaper.
Roast, Laugh,Give Back.
A portion of every NFT minting goes to charities. Who says irreverence can't have impact?
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